Right across the parking lot from Joe's Volcano.  In the same building as CASA REAL.

WARNING:   GPS directions MAY show us on the Main Ingram Road, we look like we are on NORTHWESTERN, Between Chuck E. Cheese's and Joes Volcano.  GOOGLE MAPS actually fixed the problem, so we show up correctly now!

(210) 455-9499

Print it out, fill it out, and bring it to Hookah Harem in person.

THIS SITE IS INTENDED FOR PEOPLE 21 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER ONLY.  Continued viewing proclaims you are of age.

Hookah Harem Employment Application:

Open every day 
7PM to Midnight  Sunday
7PM to 2 AM Mon-Thu
7PM to 3 AM Fri/Sat
Military (act/ret/dep) Discount:  10%
Student Discount: 10%

BYOB:  $5.00
BYO Food/Soft-Drinks:  FREE

Let you slip in if you are not 21+?
Save us the grief and you the embarrassment, not 21+, just don't try.
It isn't a "wink, wink" thing
you REALLY won't get in.